Picture this. You meet someone new.
"What do you do?" she asks.
"I'm an architect," you say.
"Oh, really?" she answers.
"Have you designed any buildings I've seen?"
"Possibly," you reply. "We
did the new student centre at the university..."
"Oh wow," she says. "That's
a beautiful building..."
Without trying -- without blowing your own
horn -- you've made a great impression.
Now picture this. You meet someone new.
"What do you do?" he asks.
"I'm a passionate, innovative, dynamic
provider of architectural services with a collaborative approach to creating
and delivering outstanding world-class client and user experiences."
All righty then.
Do you describe yourself differently – on
your website, promotional materials, or especially on social media – than you
do in person? Do you use cheesy clichés and overblown superlatives and
breathless adjectives?
Do you write things about yourself you
would never have the nerve to actually say?
Here are some words that are great when
other people use them to describe you – but you should never use to describe
yourself:
1. "Innovative." Most companies
claim to be innovative. Most people claim to be innovative. Most are, however,
not. (I'm definitely not.) That's okay, because innovation isn't a requirement
for success.
If you are innovative, don't say it. Prove
it. Describe the products you've developed. Describe the processes you've
modified.
Give us something real so your innovation
is unspoken but evident... which is always the best kind of innovative to be.
2. "World-class." Usain Bolt:
world-class sprinter, Olympic medals to prove it. Lionel Messi: world-class
soccer (I know, football) player, four Ballon d'Or trophies to prove it.
But what is a world-class professional or
company? Who defines world-class? In your case, probably just you.
3. "Authority." Like Margaret
Thatcher said, "Power is like being a lady; if you have to say you are,
you aren't." Show your expertise instead.
"Presented at TEDxEast " or
"Predicted 50 out of 50 states in 2012 election" (Hi Nate!) indicates
a level of authority. Unless you can prove it, "social media marketing
authority" might simply mean you spend way too much time worrying about
your Klout score.
4. "Results oriented." Really?
Some people actually focus on doing what they are paid to do? We had no idea.
5. "Global provider." The
majority of businesses can sell goods or services worldwide; the ones that
can't are fairly obvious.
Only use "global provider" if
that capability is not assumed or obvious; otherwise you just sound like a
small company trying to appear big.
6. "Motivated." Check out Chris
Rock's response (not safe for work or the politically correct!) to people who
say they take care of their kids. Then substitute words like
"motivated."
Never take credit for things you are
supposed to do – or supposed to be.
7. "Creative." See particular
words often enough and they no longer make an impact. "Creative" is
one of them. (Use finding "creative" references in random LinkedIn
profiles as a drinking game and everyone will lose -- or win, depending on your
perspective.)
"Creative" is just one example.
Others include extensive, effective, proven, influential, team player... some
of those terms may truly describe you, but since they are also being used to
describe everyone they've lost their impact.
8. "Dynamic." If you are
"vigorously active and forceful," um, stay away.
9. "Guru." People who try to be
clever for the sake of being clever are anything but. (Like in #8.) Don't be a
self-proclaimed ninja, sage, connoisseur, guerilla, wonk, egghead... it's
awesome when your customers affectionately describe you that way.
Refer to yourself that way and it's obvious
you're trying way too hard to impress other people – or yourself.
10. "Curator." Museums have
curators. Libraries have curators. Tweeting links to stuff you find interesting
doesn't make you a curator... or an authority or a guru.
11. "Passionate." I know many
people disagree, but if you say you're incredibly passionate about, oh,
incorporating elegant design aesthetics into everyday objects, to me you sound
over the top.
The same is true if you're passionate about
developing long-term customer solutions. Try the words focus, concentration, or
specialisation instead.
Or try "love," as in, "I
love incorporating an elegant design aesthetic in everyday objects." For
whatever reason, that works for me. Passion doesn't. (But maybe that's just
me.)
12. "Unique." Fingerprints are
unique. Snowflakes are unique. You are unique – but your business probably
isn't. That’s fine, because customers don't care about unique; they care about
"better."
Show you're better than the competition and
in the minds of your customers you will be unique.
13. "Incredibly..." Check out
some random bios and you'll find plenty of further-modified descriptors:
"Incredibly passionate," "profoundly insightful,"
"extremely captivating..." isn't it enough to be insightful or
captivating? Do you have to be profoundly insightful?
If you must use over-the-top adjectives,
spare us the further modification. Trust that we already get it.
14. "Serial entrepreneur." A few
people start multiple, successful, long-term businesses. They are successful
serial entrepreneurs.
The rest of us start one business that
fails or does okay, try something else, try something else, and keep on rinsing
and repeating until we find a formula that works. Those people are
entrepreneurs. Be proud if you're "just" an entrepreneur. You should
be.
15. "Strategist." I sometimes
help manufacturing plants improve productivity and quality. There are
strategies I use to identify areas for improvement but I'm in no way a
strategist. Strategists look at the present, envision something new, and
develop approaches to make their vision a reality.
I don't create something new; I apply my
experience and a few proven methodologies to make improvements.
Very few people are strategists. Most
"strategists" are actually coaches, specialists, or consultants who
use what they know to help others. 99% of the time that's what customers need –
they don't need or even want a strategist.
16. "Collaborative." You won't
just decide what's right for me and force me to buy it?
If your process is designed to take my
input and feedback, tell me how that works. Describe the process. Don't claim
we'll work together -- describe how we'll work together.
The above is a list that I found on the
internet ages ago. I don’t know
who wrote it originally and I apologise for not crediting them. It’s clearly subjective and definitely
open to criticism. But I’m sure
you get the point. We’re
definitely going to check over our website to see what we can find!
More importantly, what do you think? What would you add or remove from the list?